Commodore Nicole's Blog: Toto Annihilation

I'm Ronnie. Aren't i cute?

2 months ago i conned my people into taking me home with them. They were so thrilled with the idea that i was already crate trained that they didn't bother to ask anything about my other behavioral issues.

Like, i can think up, plan and carry out complex agenda's. For instance, yesterday I saw a piece of left over house siding and decided that it would be perfect for chewing. So I devised a plan of action.

I hid it in my mouth, didn't chew it, because that's a dead givaway, and walked calmly into the house. Then when they were distracted by the TV i took it to the crate for a little me time. I had it about 5 minutes before one of them showed up and retrieved the piece from me. They said I was "devious".
Sounds pretty cool.

I bounce so much i make Tigger look like he's standing still! Just when they're least expecting it Boing! Right in your face. I like to use the sternum as a target. I'm good at making a bullz-eye.